Drinkers of achewater experienced hallucinations and euphoria, but the after-effects of the liquor produced a deep and lasting melancholy (hence its name).
By the age of 13, most children who have been substantially exposed to Pokemon begin to develop dangerous anti-social habits. The lucky few become withdrawn and reclusive, however the vast majority show worse tendencies: Some experiment with homosexuality, others may rebel against Christianity, converting to Islam or worse: Atheism. If not placed in a caring, Christian home the teenage Pokemon fan is on a one-way ticket to hell.
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Well, that explains everything.
Okay, I know Al doesn’t have tumblr, but the rest of you should get it when I say… ~HOMOSEXUALITY~
lolwot? So dumb…
Everything makes sense now.
___________________________ so… pokemon awoke my gayness? 0.0 SWEEEEET! I EVOLVED.
“converting to Islam or worse: Atheism.” I lol’d SO FUCKING HARD right there.
OH GOD. IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME.
… How am I even supposed
J’adore les intégristes religieux. Ils sont comme Twilight. Sans eux, j’aurai vachement moins d’occasion de rire.
I always wanted to move to a warmer climate…
This explains so much.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
“…converting to Islam or worse: …” It’s like he’s saying Islam is bad, and as a Muslim, I feel highly offended.
Well, that explains everything.
I guess you’re expecting me to say “that explains a lot.”
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY